Текст D12 – Bizarre (Skit)

Bizarre
Man did you see that hoe with them big tities?

Kuniva
Yo nigga what’s goin on fool?

Bizarre
Whatup my nigga?

Kuniva
Nuttin man, yo, this is my girl right here SinD right here
SinD this is Bizarre I was tellin you about
That’s my nigga
Yo look I’m bout to run in the store and get some forties and a coupla blunts
Man you why dont you go to the store with me

BizarreAll right

Kuniva
All right bet, I’ll be back in a little bit nigga

Bizarre
Aight my nigga

Sind
So how long you been on Eminem

Bizarre
Eminem? Shit I don’t know Eminem, I’m just in town for this little jazz festival and shit
You know, something on the side
Yo can I get you some sparkling water and shit?
You want some water?

Sind
No, no, no thanks

Bizarre
How about some pig feet

Sind
Naw, I’m straight, I’m ready to smoke

Bizarre farts

Sind
No the fuck you didn’t!

Bizarre
Girl chill out that shit came from my soul
Fuck that shit you better out dead youknowwhatimsayin
And I want you to give me a little kiss though

Bizarre farts again

Sind
A kiss? Kiss you where?

Bizarre
All right I’m a tell you, I’m a tell you, I’ma tell you in your ear

Music stops

Bizarre
On my booty