Текст D12 – Dude (Skit)

I’m bout to get on that bus dog, bout to get some food.
You wanna go to Em room and holla at him real quick.
Kuniva
Hell yea man let go ahead
Bizarre
He says he supposed to give some more air time and shit..
Kuniva
I hope so, cause them 2 minutes ain’t workin.
Bizarre
Wassup dawg?
Security Guard
Big Proof baby, sup Swifty.
Bizarre
Proof? I’m Bizarre.
Kuniva
Aye nigga, I’m not Swift, I’m Kuniva dawg.
Security
Was goin’ on?
Bizarre
I need to holla at my man about some studio time
Security Guard
Well he in there trying to unwind right now.
Kuniva
Aiyo, why you gotta put your hands on me.
What you say?
Bizarre

Tryin’ to unwinded?
Security Guard
Yea you know, relax…you know what I’m saying.
Kuniva
Nigga we trying to get some food and shit.
Bizarre
There some steak up in there dawg.
Security Guard
D12 dressing room right around the corner right there by the bathroom…
round that way.
Kuniva
Nigga we know
Bizarre
You tryin’ to be funny dawg?
We a group we all together dawg.
Why don’t you go holla at him
and tell we out here and then see..
tell him Bizarre from D12 is out here..
And Kuniva please.
Thank you very much. you thick as muthafucka
Security
Yo Em!
Em
What dude?!
Security
I got bizarre and..wats your name again cuz.
Kuniva
Man fuck you!
Aye man come to fucking door man, why you got this nigga blockin’ the
wind and shit.
Ay Em was sup dawg?!!
Em
Dude tell’em I’m getting a massage dude.