Текст Dan Bull – Enderman Rap

Dan Bull:
Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm
The sickest musician, the slickest magician
Who’ll slip and then zip into different positions

You don’t want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don’t want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no… no!

I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door
What, chap, are you asking for more?
Boy, you’re jibbering jabbering like an old
Man reminiscing of back on the war
I’m naturally, massively tall
I should be practising basket-ty ball
But I can’t find a ball without corners at all
So I’m passing the time by unstacking your wall
If we pass in the hall, you’re gon’afto ignore me

You don’t want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don’t want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no… Rockit!

Rockit:
You don’t want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don’t want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no…

Don’t look me in the eye, you better run and hide
I’m chasing after you until you die
Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed
I’m hunting you tonight until you die
It’s time to tell the truth, a bomb you can’t defuse
So easily amused to watch you die
Don’t you try to fight, you’re lucky you’re alive
I have you in my sights… no, no, no, no

Dan Bull:
Now you see me, now you don’t
Shoving a dirt block down your throat
You better not be getting out your boat
I suggest that you don’t leave the house alone
Oh, no, I’m on a mission
To win this staring competition
I’ll let you live on just one condition
If you put a pumpkin upon, you’re forgiven
No, no, no, no