Текст Dean Martin – Open Up The Doghouse (Two Cats Are Coming In)

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Open up the doghouse
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Open up the doghouse

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Nat you look like a man with a story
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I sure have
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I told my wife we oughta save money
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That’s the way it’s gotta be
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Oh gotta gotta be that way
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She cancelled all the charge accounts gave all the gold to me
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Well I can’t see what you did wrong
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Why was your woman so upset
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Well I put the money on a horse and he hasn’t showed up yet

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Open up the doghouse
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Open up the doghouse
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Rover Rover move it over two cats are coming in

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Well Dean what’s your problem
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Here it is
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I gave my wife a beautiful fur coat
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You did
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Told her it was genuine mink
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Rich man
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I took her out to show it off
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Then we stopped in for a drink
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Oh cocktails
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We I know your wife was really thrilled
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How come you two had a spat
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It’s easy to see it started to rain the coat got wet
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And mink just don’t smell like that
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Timber

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Open up the doghouse
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Open up the doghouse
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Rover Rover move it over two cats are coming in

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Let’s hear it Nat
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You know what you know what though
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What
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There’s just one way to handle a woman
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Dean we just got to treat ’em rough
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Got to slap ’em
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That’s right
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We got to show ’em who wears the pants
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Cut out that sisssy sissy stuff
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Now it ain’t no use to take abuse
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Whenever they are cranky or cross
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Let’s put the women in their place and we’ll show them who’s the boss

Open up the doghouse
Two cats are coming in