Текст Dethklok – The Fans Are Chatting

DETHKLOK MINUTE HOST
Though Dethklok hasn’t performed in a very long while.
A big show is coming up which will be just in time
because people around the world have been very concerned

CFO
He’s fine don’t worry about Toki.

DETHKLOK MINUTE HOST
Well he’s okay and we’ll see when they play.
That’s the Dethklok minute. Have a great day.

FANS
He’s been out of the public eye.
We’re worried we’ll be denied.
One fifth of our favorite band.
We’re the power. We’re the fans.
We want answers. Where’s Toki? Where’s Toki?
We want answers. Where is the man?

FANS (CONT’D)
We’re going online we’re gonna get to the bottom of this.
Going online gunna get to the bottom of this.

FAT FAN
I heard a rumor from my roommate Matt
that he can’t play guitar because he got too fat.

WEIRD FACE FAN
I heard Toki’s at a rehab place
because he did so many drugs that
he melted his face.

FAN THAT LOOKS LIKE A LIZARD

BALD FAN
I heard he’s gone cause his hair went away.
They’re putting in transplants now he’s totally gay.

FANS 1
You’re gay!

FANS 2
You’re gay!

FANS 1
You’re gay!

FANS 2
You’re gay!

MAGNUS
You are all wrong you don’t know the whole story.
Toki’s been kidnapped with the girl by some men.
Oh Dethklok could save them but they can’t be bothered.
These cowards may never see their Toki again!
Dethklok doesn’t care about their best friends.
They could be responsible for their death!

NATHAN
It’s good to be here tonight!
Lemme hear ya!

CROWD
screams

NATHAN
And on rhythm guitar Mr Toki Wartooth!!

Hologram of Toki is glitching and fans see there is no Toki

CROWD
Boooo!!!

FANS
We want Toki back!
8x

NATHAN
Oh my god they’re leaving the show.

PICKLES
We don’t want our fans to go!

NATHAN
I think I know what I must do…
People of the world I want you to know.
Toki! We’re coming to save you!