Текст Eminem – Ken Kaniff (Skit)

Give ‘im a piece of my mind….
A piece of my ass

Operator
Thanks for waiting
This is
sound dipped
May I help you?

Ken Kaniff
Oh thank you
I need to make a collect call

Operator
What number?

Ken Kaniff
Ohhh
The number’s
sound dipped
62
sound dipped

Automated Operator
At the tone, please say your name (beep)

Ken Kaniff
Kennith Kaniff….from Connecticut
Automated piece of shit

phone rings, man answers — presumably supposed to be Eminem

Man
Yo

Ken Kaniff
Hey there cockboy
Man
Who’s this?
Ken Kaniff
This is Ken Kannif
Man
Who?
Ken Kaniff
Ken Kannif from Connecticut, ya little bitch
Man
From Connecticut?
Ken Kaniff
Yean you wanna get a…
Man
I don’t know nobody in Connecticut
Ken Kaniff
You wanna get a hotel room with me?
Man
A hotel room?
Ken Kaniff
Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, EMINEM!?
Man
Ha.. Yo, wh, who is this? Cage?
Ken Kaniff
Hey, pa ha..
You want me ta fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass, ya little cockboy
Man
He k-k-k-k
Yo shut up you little bitch
Ken Kaniff
Oh you think I’m lyin huh?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha