Текст Epic Rap Battles Of History – Genghis Khan vs The Easter Bunny

Epic rap battles of history!
Ghengis Khan! Vs!
*sigh*
The Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny:
How you gonna battle? I invented hip hoppin’!
My little tail swinging and my big ears floppin’
The Easter Bunny baby, I deserve to be arrogant
You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian
Ooh, what you gonna do?
You’ve got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!
The Great Wall couldn’t keep you out of China
Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina

Genghis Khan:
Ha, ha, ha, come on!
Your bunny ass about to feel the wrath of Kahn
Silly rabbit, you’ll need more than luck
You’ve got two giant ears, but can’t hear that you suck
I drive a Mongol horde. Your army is weak!
What? You going to attack me with a posse of peeps?
I’ll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat
Then butcher your family, and make a new coat

The Easter Bunny:
Take it easy baby, no need for this meanness
We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus!
I give people candy, you just like to pillage
Why don’t you get out of my face and go back to your village

Genghis Khan:
From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the land

Who won? Who’s next? You decide!
Epic rap battles of history!