Текст Flight Of The Conchords – Something Special For The Ladies

Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
J
Oh yes (J)
B
Just wanna do somethin’ special
J
Ah (J)
B
For all the Ladies in the world
J
Is that possible? (J)
B
And the gir-rls
Don’t forget them girls
J
Caribbean
B
(Ladies)
J
Parisian
B
(Ladies)
J
Bolivian
B
(Ladies)

J
Namibian
B
(Ladies)
J
Eastern Indochinian
B
(Ladies)
J
Republic of Dominican
B
(Ladies)
J
Amphibian
B
(Ladies)
J
Presbyterian
B
(Ladies)
J
Outta sight
B
Amazin’ ladies
J
Late night
B
Hard workin’ ladies
J
Erudite
B
Brainy ladies
J
Hermaphrodite
B
Lady-man-ladies
J
Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo
B+J
All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin’ love to you it’s the least we can do…
B+J
If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be-eee…
B+J
Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We’re talkin’ about brunettes not fighter jets
J
Oooh Oooh it’s got to be Sweet 16’s not M-16’s
When will the governments realize it’s got to be funky sexy ladies?
B
I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with ‘a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y
J
I’ve been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank ‘a you ma’m
I don’t care if you’re ugly or you’re skanky or you’re small
I just wanna do a little something special for y’all…
B+J
All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl…