Текст Funkadelic – No Compute
Текст:
Ah, I awakened from a wet dream in which I was wetless
My imagination could no longer take me there
So I slid into my copping haberdashery
And gave into the original jones: sex
Now my sexy jones was below sea level
The hornies occupied my being
I was at that stage where most men would say
«Hey ho, it’s your life or your legs»
But I was cooler than that
She said, «No compute».
I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl
I could tell by her makeup
Plus the scent was there
So I sashayed over to her and, uh
Spoke of my plan
She screamed and said, «Are you asking to make love to me?»
I said, «Is pig what’s in pork?
Or are you gonna play hard
After all the trouble you went through to get chosen?»
She said, ah, «No compute».
Finally, she said, «Uh, I could, uh, probably go for what you’re talking about
But it’s really about my birth control pills.»
I said, «All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack.»
When in doubt vamp, or at least ad-lib
«And of course, you know, spit don’t make babies.»
She smiled and said, «No compute».
But I could tell she was getting in to it
So off we went
There was fun to be had, love to be made
«Strange», I said to myself, as I laid smoking a last joint before the technic easing of sleep
Well suddenly, as she laid there, mouth half open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
I was sick with the guilties, and she smiled in her sleep
As if to say, «All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack.»
