Текст Guttermouth – Good Friday

Thank you for the Easter Bunny sitting at my door!
It wasn’t made of chocolate but it shit right on my floor!
Thank you God for X-Mas trees
Return the gifts for money!

Thank you for my paycheck, now here’s your 10%
I’d love to give you more but I barely make my rent!
Thank you Lord for turning fruity grapes right into wine!
It sure does make it easy to try out my pick up line!

Once there was no t.p. inside my hotel room!
The Bible had 10,000 pages I only used a few!
Sunday school was such a joy
Forced to fondle Reverend Roy!

Good Friday! x8