Текст GWAR – The Performer
Текст:
I’ll come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Pull my pants on down for you
Then I’ll crawl away
I will blow hot fart on you
I will build an R-2 D-2
I won’t even start for you
Unless you fucking pay
Because I am the performer X3
I will come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Try not to fuck around on you
Do so anyway I will find the ark for you
Go sleep in the park with you I’ll even suck a cock or two
But no sir, I’m not gay
I will build an R-2 D-2
I won’t even start for you
Unless you fucking pay
Because I am the performer X3
I will come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Try not to fuck around on you
Do so anyway I will find the ark for you
Go sleep in the park with you I’ll even suck a cock or two
But no sir, I’m not gay
Chorus
Before I was a whore, on tour I was the child always running around
With his dick hanging out and diapers pulled down
Show biz was calling so I hit the stage
Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage
My life was bullshit and I didn’t care
Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare
But what else could I fucking do
But play another song for you…
Thinking about a nose job, too…
cause I am the Performer…
Альбом
GWAR – We Kill Everything
GWAR – Fuckin’ An Animal
GWAR – Friend
GWAR – Mary Anne
GWAR – Penile Drip
GWAR – Child
GWAR – We Kill Everything
GWAR – The Master Has A Butt
GWAR – My Girly Ways
GWAR – Jagermonsta
GWAR – Nitro–Burnin’ Funny Bong
GWAR – Jiggle The Handle
GWAR – Tune From Da Moon
GWAR – Escape From The Mooselodge
GWAR – The Performer
GWAR – Fishfuck
GWAR – Baby Raper