Текст Hoodoo Gurus – Brainscan

I go to the beach to catch a little sun
You see me before I get a chance to run
You ask me: Dave, where have you been?
How come I only get your ‘phone machine?

I told you more times than I care to recall
I’d get more reaction talking to a wall
It’s no crime to be dumb
Just don’t parade it for everyone
And act like you’re such a goddamn know-it all
You know-nothing-at-all

Your friends call you «shit-for-brains»
You’re full of shit, that might explain
But I think it’s even less your head contains

I go to the beach to catch a little sun
You see me before I get a chance to run
I only feel contempt for you
You and your room temperature I.Q.
Well look at you — you’re just a big black hole of fun

You need a brainscan to convince me you’re not dead
You need a brainscan and hope they learn to transplant a head
Brainscan! Brainscan!
I don’t know how — how you survive
I don’t know how — how you survive
I don’t know how you
You’re alive