Текст How I Became The Bomb – A Formal Occasion

‘Twas a black tie affair
showed up in my underwear
you pretended not to care
though I’m sure I drew your stare

Oh, I’m so bored with this
would it be all that remiss
everyone’s so moribund
I don’t even own a cumberbund

Perchance that’s a lie
I would never dry your eye
after all you’ve done to me
all I need is a girl to call me

Call me

Paging Captain Midnite
paging Captain Midnite
he’s gonna be here all nite
if you don’t do exactly as I say

Oh, I’m so bored with this
Would it be all that remiss
if I were to steal a kiss
but he’ll settle for a call me

Call me

No I don’t have a stitch to wear
nor do I have a single care
I love you more the lion’s share
I love you so please call me

I’m begging you please
Call me

Oh I’m so bored with this
would it be all that remiss

Oh you’re there next to me
somehow equals sex to me
that Imperius Rex is me
but he’ll settle for a call me

Call me

No I don’t have a stitch to wear
nor do I have a single care
I love you more the lion’s share
I love you so please call me

I’m begging you please
Call me
Why won’t you call me

No I don’t have a stitch to wear
nor do I have a single care
I love you more the lion’s share
I love you
So please call me

I’m begging you please
Call me
My darling, call me

No I don’t have a stitch to wear
Nor do I have a single care
I love you more than words can share
I love you
So please call me