Текст iAmJakeHill – Awkward Tinder Date 2

Jesse:
Hi, my names Jesse

Pinecone:
My name Pinecone bitch

Jesse:
Ha ha Yeah, I recently just gained a little bit of weight
I’m surprised you even messaged me and asked me on a date

Pinecone:
Like damn, hol up, I never said that this was a date
I’m just tryna fuck you real quick so let’s go back to your place

Jesse:
Oh God I usually never do this but it’s been some time, haha
How about we go back to your place if you don’t mind
Well let’s see
It started off great, he really was a nice guy
But then I said something that made him mad I always wonder why, he
Never called me back, it usually happens like that
Maybe it’s me, as a person, I dunno I never asked

Pinecone:
I know why
What?
Nothing, I dunno I just be talking shit
Is you ready to go back home girl you need some dick

Jesse:
Wait a minute, we just met, I need a little information
I just wanna get to know you first before the penetration, HAHA

Pinecone:
Well, I smoke weed, I run the block and I push bricks
Now dats all you need to know now its time to go take this dick

Jesse:
Oh my God, you’re persistent

Pinecone:
That’s how I get all the bitches
Ain’t got time to fuck around you either wid it or you isnt

Jesse:
I’m just cautious, the last guy I was with just made me nauseous
All he did was talk about himself and he was never honest

Pinecone:
Ok look, like, I don’t give a fuck about yo ex’s
All I wanna do is take you to the house and get you naked

Jesse:
Oh my God, you’re a dick, but I kinda like it
Ok fine let’s go back to the house cause you got me excited