Текст iAmJakeHill – Office Work, Pt. 2
Текст:
IAmJakeHill:
9 AM, gotta clock in
New job new place, everything is going great
And what about Jennifer? started her own business
Man, what the heck was my problem?
Uh, laughing to myself while I’m pouring up my coffee
Pulling out the driveway, cruising on the highway
Coffee on my sweater, aw man! But it’s friday
-Jake, how are you? I’m late
-It’s fine
-I’m gonna get those papers up to date
-It’s fine
-You told me that when we were face to face
-It’s fine
-I promise I’ll be picking up my pace
-It’s fine you rascal just don’t make a habit of it
-I won’t
Keep the work up
I’m proud of all you guys ’cause every time I come up in here
All your work is done on time
And if you wanna ask me questions ’bout the weekend, have my blessing
I would love to hear about your kids and their piano lessons
I just wanna be the greatest boss that I was meant to be
And if I’m in office and you wanna chat it’s fine with me
And there’s lot of topics we can talk about to take the edge off
I know that work can get you down at times so talk my head off
And Lisa, how about you order us some pizza?
Use the business card I’m sure that everybody’d eat some
And David that letters going great you need to save it
I’m thinkin’ we should all relax and just turn on some music
We’ve had a very busy week, I’m sure we’d all could use it
But anyways I’m sure you’re all excited for the meeting
New C.E.O I sure as heck can’t wait to meet him
And Jackie, you’re the one that always looks so happy
I love to see your smiling face whenever you walk past me
And Shane, your son played a really good game
I hope he makes the captain if he didn’t it’d be a shame
I’ve never had the chance to have a crew like you before
I’ll be in my office, gotta finish those reports
-How’s it going guys, everything looking great?
-Yeah! want some M&M’s?
-No thanks, already ate. Hey Mike
-Sir?
-Don’t leave until you get those papers right
-I’m on it
-By the way that suit you’re wearing looks mighty tight
-Thanks!
-Rocky, why don’t you go an stock up on some coffee?
The pot is running low, we don’t need everybody groggy
And Glenda, you’re the one that uses all the splenda
Slow it down would you? Before you turn into a pack of splenda
Lil’ Pinecone:
Fuck
Y’all bitches ain’t shit
Pop a motherfuckin’ clip
C.E.O. up in this bitch
All these hoes upon my dick
I just drunk two cups of lean
Actin’ stupid, fuck you mean?
I’m a real O.G
I been smokin’ all that green
Pinecone is my name (it is)
Pinecone is my gang (woo)
Run up on me in the street
You ain’t gon’ be the same
I’ma shoot yo’ mama in the mouth
And rob yo’ fuckin’ aunt
All you bitches lookin’ at me like
You think this shit is funny
