Текст Ian Dury – This Is What We Find

Morning Reg, meat and two veg?
He done him with a ten pound sledge he done himself a favour crash

Forty year old housewife, Mrs. Elizabeth Walk of Lambeth Walk
Had a husband who was jubblified with only half a stalk

This is what we find
This is what we find
This is what we find
A sense of humour is required
Amongst the bacon rind

Hello, Brian, wash and iron?
Try it on, it’s only nylon

Single bachelor with little dog, Tony Green of Turnham Green
Said, «Who’s a clever boy, then, girl, yes you know whom I mean»
‘Cos the mongrel laid a cable in the sandpit of the playground of the park where they had been
And with a bit of tissue, he wiped its bum-hole clean
A bit of claggy on the waggy

This is what we find
This is what we find
This is what we find
They must have had a funny time
On the Golden Hind

O vanitas vanitatum
Which of us is happy in this life?
Which of us has our desire, or having it, is gratified?

Hello, Mrs. Wood this boy looks familiar, they used to call him Robin Hood
Now he’s robbin’ fuckin’ shit cunt

Home improvement expert Harold Hill of Harold Hill

This is what we find
This is what we find
This is what we find
The hope that springs eternal
Springs right up your behind

This is what we find
This is what we find
This is what we find
This is what we find
This is what we find

This is what we find