Текст Joe Walsh – Fairbanks Alaska

Have you ever seen yourself on TV
Well, I have
Have you ever been more famous than me
Well, I have

Have you ever had a case of the flu
Well, I have
Have you ever had to escape from a zoo
I have
Have you ever met the guys in The Who
Well, I have
I’m in Who’s Who, are you
I am

Have you ever stood in line at the bank
Had an uncle named Frank
Have you ever rode around in a tank
I have

But I’ve never been to Fairbanks Alaska
That’s the only place I’ve never been
Have you ever been everywhere else
I have, I have

Have you ever locked your keys in your car
Well, I have
Have you ever been thrown out of a bar
I have

But I’ve never shot eighteen under par
And I still don’t know where all those balls are

And some day I’m going to Fairbanks Alaska
If it’s the last thing I ever do
Have you ever done everything else
I have too, I have