Текст Jon Cozart – Lord Of The Rings In 99 Seconds
Текст:
The Lord of the Rings
Hobbits, Dwarves
Elves and Men
Kings and Queens
Lord of the Rings
The greatest tale ever told on your screen
Potatoes
Frodo must bring the ring to the elves
Aragorn fights off
The nine evil Ringwraiths
The Fellowship forms
Saruman’s a jerk
Gandalf’s torn from the group
You shall not pass
Boromir’s embedded
Uruk-hai’s beheaded
(Like a boss)
The Fellowship is broken
Thanks for that J.R.R. Tolkien
Frodo’s gone
And Sam’s coming with you
Gollum leads the ring to Mordor
(My Precious)
Gandalf the White returns to wage war
(Pip and Merry hug trees)
Théoden is like Benjamin Button
(He’s aging backwards)
Legolas surfs on a shield to defend
Helm’s Deep
Are attacking the orcs
The sword has been reforged and
Now a legion of ghosts are at hand
(He’s the king)
Sam uses his spider slay skills
While the elf and Gimli count kills
(Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn)
One last battle
(Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Denethor)
It’s good vs evil
(Boromir, Gollum, Saruman, Sméagol)
Frodo you must
(Elrond, Bilbo, Galadriel, Shelob)
Destroy the
(Wormtongue, Uruk-hai, Sauron, Great Eye)
Ring of Power
No
Destroy it
It’s mine
Destroy it
It’s mine
Exploding sound effects
Yay!
Aragorn sits on his throne
Middle Earth is saved
By the smallest of things
In The Lord of the Rings