Текст Jon Lajoie – Show Me Your Genitals

Women are stupid and I don’t respect them
That’s right, I just have sex with them
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia

You’re talking to me about stuff
Why? I’d rather see your titties
Now you’re talking about other stuff
Why? I’d much rather see your titties

I can’t have sex with your personality
And I can’t put my penis in your college degree
And I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams
So why you’re sharing all this information with me?

It’s not sexist, ’cause I’m saying it in a song
That’s right bitch, now take off your thong

And show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia

Knock, knock, who’s there? It’s me
Wondering why you’re not naked
Knock, knock, who’s there? Me again
Still wondering why you’re not naked

I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say
No, I don’t have feelings, ’cause feelings are gay
Something, something in the month of May
Bitches love my penis, ’cause it’s really big

Girl’s brains are much stupider than men’s are
So they should always listen to us, ’cause we’re smart

Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, your genitalia

I can give good sex to you,
’cause I’m really good at sex.
I can give good sex to you,
’cause I’m really good at sex.

Oh yeah! That’s right, shake your… bums!
I’m out of here. I gotta go have sex with a lot of girls