Текст Josh A – Alabama (Skit)

Jake Hill:
We got to pull over man I got to my stretch legs this shit is killing me
So this is Alabama. I don’t see how anybody can live here really I’m sorry I just don’t understand

Alabamian:

Jake Hill:
Oh God

Alabamian:
I knowed it. I seen your bus and I looked to my son I sad «there ain’t no way Jake Hill and Josh A in front of us.» We are big fans. Let me tell you what, you have no IDea. How big fans. What that, what, my, our favorite song man, what’s that, how does it go? ah. I’m not suicidal I don’t want fu die. Just wanna beble cla What’s that, what’s that called?

Jake Hill:
Ya, ya, ya suicidal thought

Alabamian:
I… I… I knew it

Alabamian:
Let me tell you what you boys are doing big things. I now listen I hope this ain’t a too much to ask but uh… could you sign my wive’s… tits

Jake Hill:
Uh… uh… josh?

Alabamian:
Please

Josh A:
Fucking hell ya dude

Alabamian:
That is what I’m talking about let me get my wife she in the car. aye Lib come here! I, I’ll be right back boys

Jake Hill:
Ahh, Okay
Josh why the fuck did you say yes

Josh A:
You telling me you don’t want to see a tiddy man?

Jake Hill:
Yo we got to get out of here man, we we we, got to go

Josh A:
But I… I… I want to see a fucking tidy dude

Jake Hill:
I, ah no. Let’s just go now we’ll go to the next gas station I don’t know where, well we’ll find one

Alabamian:
Here they are Linda

Jake Hill:
Ah fuck

Alabamian:
Hey, boys, we are ready

Linda:
Oh my God, Jake Hill, and Josh A it is a honor

Jake Hill:
Hiii

Linda:
I know my husband told me that you alls were going to do something for me and I know you might be a little uncomfortable. But as they say in the south
Hue hue

Jake Hill:
Uh I don’t know what they say in the

Linda:
Oh anyway here is my tits

Jake Hill:
Oh what the fuck not right here

Linda:
What. on come on, please. Nah sign my tits

Jake Hill:
I’m sorry we got to go I I, we deeply apologize. I’m sorry we got to get the fuck out of here

Alabamian:
Boys, you better get your ass back here right now. you boys better not drive off goddammit. Get the fuck back here you little pussies

Jake Hill:
Get in the car
Get in the car
Go Go Go Go Go