Текст Josh A – Happy Halloween (Intro)

Josh A:
Wow! I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since last Halloween and the first better off dead. Me and Jake are about to on a world tour soon; Life’s looking pretty good
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Oh, that must be some trick or treaters

Misc Kids
Trick or Treat?

Josh A
Hey, kids who are you all supposed to be for Halloween?

Misc Kids
I’m Josh A, I’m Jake Hill, Pinecone gang

Josh A:
Okay, I’m giving you guys the works. here is the mix-tapes, 20 pieces of candy

Misc Kids
Oooh

Josh A
Good job kids, and uh… what about you guys? Who are you?

Misc Kids
I’m skull trooper, John Wick

Josh A
Oh, so you guys uh… you guys like Fortnite, huh?

Misc Kids:
Oh, yeah. We love Fortnite. We love Fortnite. We love Fortnite. We love Fortnite.
Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, floss, floss, dab

Josh A:
Ok, I’ve had it, that’s enough
Machine gun and children’s screams

Jake Hill:
Josh, what the fuck? You can’t just shoot people for doing Fortnite dances in real life! They were just kids, oh my God!

Josh A
Na man, don’t worry about it, it’s legal

Jake Hill
What?

Josh A:
Ya, man didn’t you hear about it? Tonight’s the Purge. Let’s go kill some Fortnite kids!