Текст JT Machinima – Destiny vs Call Of Duty Rap Battle

Bungie just stepped back in the game again
After the Halo days, I thought their reign would end
I couldn’t wait to play an epic campaign again
Call it mythic sci-fi, but it ain’t pretend

Oh, Yeah! That’s right! the bar got raised
But it wasn’t cause of Destiny, the game is lame
And just the fact it came from Bungie is such a shame
I oughta sue them for their claims made on ad campaigns
I drop a sledgehammer on ’em, CoD is back
Play the multiplayer as soon as it’s out the wrap
I have no problem playing story mode, if it’s fun
But Destiny feels like a Beta, is it even done?

I’m just as humble as the next game
But still I know that I’m the best game
We’d like to welcome you to
Our vision of the future
Now you decide between us
Who will win and who’s the loser?

Advancd Warfare? your dropping the ball
We’ve seen you before, it’s called Combat Evolved, Ha!
I hate to say it, but your late to the game
You should stick to the past, cause in the future your lame!
I’ve played one CoD game, so I’ve seen the rest
Destiny’s sleek scenery will keep it fresh
It’s the top gift on Santa Claus’s list
So Call of Duty oughta call it quits!

Of course I drop the ball, when I’m playing uplink
#1 on Santa’s list? you have too much to drink?
You know that Dasher’s gonna Dash and that Prancer’s gonna prance
But me and Rudolph are playing CoD Advanced
We got jetpacks now, shoot from the sky
Having fun while you are on the grind
I got some dank new weapons, it’s a drop supply
You play the same missions bored out of your minds

I’m just as humble as the next game
But still I know that I’m the best game
We’d like to welcome you to
Our vision of the future
Now you decide between us
Who will win and who’s the loser?

Coming at you hard now
With the biggest damn franchise launch ever
It’s a great game but it get’s a lot better
So many playlists made for any kind of gamer
See, I didn’t buy the game just for multiplayer!
Halo ain’t on PS4
But Bungie ain’t exclusive anymore
You got nowhere to hide from our legitness
Take some Vitamin-C, CAUSE YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY SICKNESS!

This song should’ve ended like, hmm, halfway through
If Bungie wrote it, it’s probably what they would do
Just like this MMO, I don’t want to hear you say
It’s comparable to Halo cause HALO WAS GREAT!
But still it falls to CoD
I can play for hours calling in kill streaks
If there’s a sickness then we are the remedy
Don’t be jealous of us, it’s just our Destiny, HA!

I’m just as humble as the next game
But still I know that I’m the best game
We’d like to welcome you to
Our vision of the future
Now you decide between us
Who will win and who’s the loser?