Текст JT Machinima – Slenderman vs. Freddy Rap Battle

Shut up, gimme the mic!
Fazbear’s back in the house
But that ain’t a surprise
Let’s get the party started

I thought you just closed, now your open again?
I wonder how long until your broken again!

Ahem! excuse me, but were you invited?

Do what you do best Fred, and bite it!

Ooh, that’s clever

And you can do better?

I’d offer you pizza, but aren’t you trying to stay slender?

SHUT UP!!!

Sorry man, did that offend ya?
If you babysit, I wouldn’t recommend ya
I’ll wipe my ass with all 8 of your pages

You work all day and you don’t make any wages
That must suck, being stuck in a restaurant
Have you ever gotten past the exit? I bet not
Fazbear’s Pizza; now hiring?
I wouldn’t apply if my career was dying!

Scream, shriek and shout
Don’t hold back, let it out
When you do, make it loud
Now it’s finally going down
Slenderman, Freddy Faz
You have both met your match
Take a hike, watch your back

Don’t mess with me I’ve been around longer

At least I’m not a creepy little kid stalker

Sounds personal, did I strike a nerve with you?
Did you get kidnapped when your parents deserted you?
How sad, when they left I bet it hurt

Didn’t I see you on ‘To Catch A Predator’?

Go get yourself a BJ from Foxy

At least I got friends, you have to make yourself proxies
If you had a face, it would be a sad one
I’d bite off your frontal lobe if you had one
I’m running the show!

But your running the show poorly
Can I offer you some WD40?
I’m sick of all your dumbass friends bragging
‘Look at me, I jumped on the FNAF bandwagon!’

By the end of the night, we’ll have you crying for hours
That suit is lame, you should try one of ours!

Scream, shriek and shout
Don’t hold back, let it out
When you do, make it loud
Now it’s finally going down
Slenderman, Freddy Faz
You have both met your match
Take a hike, watch your back
We will settle who is better with a rap (battle)

This might cross the line, but I’m not sorry
I went to Chuck-E-Cheese for my birthday party

I bet all you did was play in the ball pit

Why yes I did, and I f***ing loved it!

Ooh, your breaking up, how anti-climactic
I can barely hear you through all of that static

Maybe you should get an update, you could use it
Your rhymes are predictable, like your movements
And when it comes to jumpscares, take a lesson!

Says the egg-head with the blank expression!
Your looking pretty pale, that’s an understatement
Must be from all the years in your mother’s basement!

Leave my mother out of it
Say one more word, you’ll die!
Or maybe i’ll just call up the purple guy
You’ll never have my charm

You’ll never match my power

Let’s see who can make the people scream louder!

Scream, shriek and shout
Don’t hold back, let it out
When you do, make it loud
Now it’s finally going down
Slenderman, Freddy Faz
You have both met your match
Take a hike, watch your back
We will settle who is better with a rap (battle)