Текст Justina Valentine – Weinstein Way (Skit)

Justina Valentine:
Yo?

Andrew Rosenberg:
Yes, hello, can I speak to Justina, please?

Justina Valentine:
Hello

Andrew Rosenberg:
Hey, how are you?
This is Andrew Rosenburg, A&R
I listened to your album
And I have to say it’s quite, uh
A turtle, a scared turtle mode
If you don’t know what that means
It means that my penis went inside of my body listening to your music
I just wanted to let you know that
So, what I’m trying to explain to you is your music is a wreck
I just found more use of using it to crush my marijuana on your CD
More than I did to listening to it
I don’t think women should be in this realm, okay?
I’ll be honest with you, every woman that I’ve worked with, it…
It has not worked, okay? It’s unworkable
So I just want to let you know that
Thank you for it — you have some sweet tits
But your music is just, it’s. Yeah, okay?
Uh, unless, unless
Unless you’d like to work something out with me
Um, we have a plan called the, «The Weinstein Way»
And um, The Harvey Weinstein Way
So I have to hide my sausage in your funhole
And if I can hide my sausage in your funhole

Justina Valentine:
Fuck off