Текст Ken Ashcorp – I Wish There Were Still Dinosaurs

Irresponsible adults with too much time on their hands
Set out on a quest to go back in time
No astrophysicists, or even lyricists
Just a singer, an artist and a mime

And as we travel through time
What are we fighting for?
They’re still a million light years away

I wish there were still dinosaurs
I wish I could brofist a Pterodactyl
I would ride on a T. rex with all my friends and say, «Heeeey!»
I wish there were still dinosaurs
Mimi and me and a Velociraptor
We would crush all our enemies and everything would be okay
If there were dinosaurs today

We brought all of our friends and we jumped into the vortex
Now we’re hurtling back through time and it’s fucking awesome!
We crash landed in the middle of a crater
We all agreed, «There’s nothing greater!»
We were surrounded by a sea of dinosaurs and cherry blossom

And as we travel through time
What are we fighting for?
They’re still a million light years away

But there’s a catch to our glory
And there’s an end to this story
‘Cause we only have one fucking day to stay!

I wish there were still dinosaurs
I wish I could brofist a Pterodactyl
I would ride on a T. rex with all my friends and say, «Heeeey!»

Brofist
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