Текст Lil Dicky – Beatin’ On Ma

Verse 1:
Middle of the week, ain’t nobody at the crib (uhh)
Chillin in the bed with a hard ass dick (uhh)
And you Dicky need that

You can find me tryna beat dick
Lookin for a freak bitch
I ain’t fittna pay for it, fuckin with dat free shit

Loadin up a page, porn hunting like a genius
Baby, I make it rain, cetaphil up on the penis

Find the kid up on youjizz loadin two vids
Both dem bitches point of view and
Finding new shit, can’t decide to sort by rating or the view hit
Goin stupid, whatcha know about a window full a tabs
And all of them bitches pretty fuckin bad ya dig it

The type bitches gotchu thinkin bout they past (uhh)
Could a been a model, now a fist up in dat ass (uhh)
Bet she wasn’t coddled, ain’t had no a father
So shawty hit the bottle, gotta toddler
And needed dollars, I swear I hit the lotto with these

Low self esteem having fine ass bitches
Got me loadin, got me streaming, closing blinds, lights dimming
Baby, I’m about to blast off
Ballin with my pants off
So if you was lookin for ya man

Chorus:
You can find me in the bedroom beatin on ma dick
Homie I’on’t give a fuck, I’m just tryna find a clip
Only fuckin with a hi definition type a bitch

Verse 2:
Okay you know I’m searchin jenna haze, heather I
Rollin j’s and getting high
Almost started creaming seeing mini-skirted haley wilde

Rollin over thumbnails
Lube up in ma thumbnails
Top rated page 21
It’s taken me kinda long, but I’m scrollin with ma dick out
I roll a little zag, yea das word to dan dickau

I’m higher than penthouse
Vagina booty and mouth
You prolly redtube-ing, like a pre-pubescant kid out this muthafucka

I’m havin trouble cause her dude is fuckin with rubbers
I know it’s subtle, but it’s covered, and if I had my druthers
Then I would need to see the skin touch
Maybe that’s a bit much
Either way, if you wanna play

Chorus:
You can find me in the bedroom beatin on ma dick
Homie I’on’t give a fuck, I’m just tryna find a clip
Only fuckin with a hi definition type a bitch
That can suck a dick… man, this a fuckin hit…

Verse 3:
Last week, tried to suck my own dick ehhhh
Don’t try n act like you ain’t try that shit at least once

But now I’m back jackin dat with a mac
No klan, but I stay away from blacks
And ion’t take it back, I just can’t even relate to it
Lookin like a pussy got a porterhouse steak through it

Hate it when a mafuckas dick is as a big as a 4 loco
Type a girth, that ain’t even of this earth ya dig it

I’m dodging pop ups like a muthafuckin vet in this bitch
The door is locked I got the toilet paper ready and ripped
I’m talkin X-art tan hoes
Bangbros passcodes
So if you was lookin for ya man

Chorus:
You can find me in the bedroom beatin on ma dick
Homie I’on’t give a fuck, I’m just tryna find a clip
Only fuckin with a hi definition type a bitch
That can suck a dick… man, this a fuckin hit…