Текст Madchild – Iran
Текст:
«You ever see a (bleep) give a mule a blowjob?»
Hey! Little Monster
Yeah, I’m a fiery fuckin’ beast — holmes I ain’t playing
I spit white grease lightning, microphone slaying
I’m barbaric with these bars, man I’m archaic
Sleeping on some pizza boxes, was a vagrant
Got rich, started popping oxys — different fragrance
Cause dope addicts don’t bathe, they keep to doping
Now I’m fuckin’ clean — gonna make it, keep on hoping
I meet a Muslim and say, «As-salamu alaykum!»
Looking at me crazy cause I’m eating a piece of bacon
Quick to machete you like I just came from Iran
My plan — coming up with a high brand
BAX WAR — deadly as the juice that’s in a scorpion’s tail
Five years — smoking opium in jail
I’m telling ya I was living in a opian hell
Now I owe so much money I don’t open the mail
So called friends — bitch, they’re hoping I fail
So they can drag me to the bottom where we’re broken in hell
Yeah, scum sucking, cock sucking, dirty bottom feeders
Don’t need your damn protection, I already got a heater
Hook x2:
It’s the return of the motherfucking monster, bitch
MadChild, here to fuckin’ chomp your shit
Completely bonkers
Thoughts — never constant, kid
If you don’t like it
You could suck a donkey’s dick
Lead Incredible Hulk and I’m half falcon and half Vulcan
Not the bad culprit, not corporate, I’m mad morbid
An orphan that won’t forfeit, a fortifying rap orchid
Not in the right lodger
My thoughts — they are quite tortured
You’re hot, but you’re not scorched
Betrayed — in the wrong portrait
Rap, business — covering the hole damn it
Eating bocconcini and Balsamic in a gold hammock
I’m Foghorn Leghorn biting on a ham hock
Dangerous like Nicolas Cage visiting Bangkok
I got fuckin’ superpowers like Hancock
Underground rappers don’t get bitches — hand cock
Welcome to jam rock
Lucky like a shamrock
Middle aged, still full of childish dreams like a sandbox
Wish that I could find a mermaid, man
So I could stick my sea serpent in a mermaid’s clam
Hook x2
Lyrically I’m a power star, outcome could be yucky
Compared to most people on this planet I feel lucky
In a warm bubble bath, playing with my rubber ducky
A couple hot Asians, a little sucky sucky
Me love you long time, but then I’ll call a taxi
Cause I’d rather be at home when I am finished, just relaxing
Get a second wind, call a girl named Becky
And stick four fingers up her puss like a trecky
Little young punks, don’t you ever disrespect me
Leave you lying — flopping all around like you got epilepsy
Hit you so hard — thoughts, you will not be recollecting
Was an awful lot connected
With those cops, are not protecting
But now thoughts are not projected
Towards a life that’s been neglected
I’d rather be a rapper that’s eccentric and infecting
So suck my fuckin’ ballsack
You can suck my nutsack
Fuck that, I’m a scumbag
Hunch like a hunchback
Hook x2
Suck it!
Альбом
Madchild – Madchild - Switched On
