Текст MC Chris – Awesome Fucker

Name is mc Hey ladies, please gather ’round my balls
One at a time, get in line, this is a cattle call
I will inspect via sex if you’ve got what it takes
Time to disrobe all your clothes and give my tube a taste

Fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome fucker
All the ladies beggin’ please I say, «Hey, take a number!»
Let my dick rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take control and bring the thunder

I’m like a boy in the barn I’ll fuck you by the horses
I’m like the guy on the side who makes girls get divorces
I’m like the coach that you poke while you’re at tennis practice
I like my balls in your throat, this is a dirty racket
I like to fuck in my trunks, yes I prefer jacuzzi
I hear her wail, feel her nails then I impale her cootie
We make a mess for the guest and fuck up the filter
I guess I get her head wet, but that’s how Jesus built her!

Fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome fucker
All the ladies beggin’ please I say, «Hey, take a number!»
Let my dick rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take control and bring the thunder

I am awesome f u (I’m fuckin’ all the time)
I am awesome f u (I’m fuckin’ all the time)
I am awesome f u (I’m fuckin’ all the time)
I am awesome f u (Oh yeah)

Fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome fucker
All the ladies beggin’ please I say, «Hey, take a number!»