Текст MC Chris – Metaphor (Skit)

Chandler:
Oh He is?
Secretary:
..and he looks…dead?
Chandler:
Alrite send him in.
MC Chris:
Rar! I’m a zombie! Back from the grave!
Chandler:
Heey! Rar, you’re a zombie, look at you, you’re a zombie, of course you are, of course you are.
MC Chris:
Back from the grave!
Chandler:
Back form the grave, there he is.
MC Chris:
Rar!
Chandler:
Rar! There you go! Look at you!
MC Chris:
I’m a zombie!
Chandler:
I’m really proud of you. Why am i proud of you? Because I’m NOT proud of you.
I heard the album you cut in the endless void of pergatory. (right?)
It stinks! (mwh?) Don’t ask me how I heard it. (how’d you hear it?)
I heard it on the internet. Will you listen to me for once and sit down?
MC Chris

No! I’m a zombie! I’m here to seek vengence! Blar! vomit sound
Zombie vomit all over you!
Chandler
Oh look what you did!
MC Chris
Threw up all over you shirt
Chandler
black vomit all over…pink and black vomit all over me, it’s got chunks in it—
MC Chris
It burns too don’t it?
Chandler
Obviously…eeeh, it’s ok actually..
MC Chris

(inc..)