Текст MC Chris – Nerd Cave

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I know it’s wrong all day long in a coma
Watching Troma eating powdered donuts
Got a Big Gulp always time for soda
Can’t get up even though I am a grown up

I like to read, smoke weed, throw ?
grenades
I got the culdesac crack, I’ll stick you for days
I got a kid from Mississip talking shit in my ear
I’d ask everyone over but that would be weird

I like HBO shows, Dead Wood and The Wire
?

All I ask is do not touch my series of busts

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When I get itchin’ ?
When I get tore up or someone’s thrown up in the kitchen
That’s a kitchen that you can bet that is bitchin’

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave
I get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I start smellin’ when I’m dwellin’ in my nerd cave
?

I’m a side boob dude watch me burst paste

I know it’s bad having a pad as a bachelor
I know it’s weak, having to speak dealer password.
Big ol’ bites is my vice also fast food.
I don’t get at you ’cause I’m in a bad mood.

Got a stack of Blockbusters all past due.
Got a stack of ?
in the bathroom.
Got a lack of motivation and a vacuum.
No regrets, just sweats and my tattoos.

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave
I get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen