Текст MC Chris – Smackababy (Skit)

You are MC Chris.
MC Chris Uh no.
Man
I got all your cassette tapes.
MC Chris
I..I’m not mc chris he’s dead.
Man
MC Chris I got all your cassette tapes.
MC Chris
I never put out cassette tapes and he’s dead.
Man
I got here..I got..I got this song.
MC Chris
And uh I can’t.
Man
I got this song idea for you
MC Chris
I’m in a hurry
Man
I got this song.
MC Chris
I gotta.
Man
It’s about.
MC Chris
Uh I just gotta.

Man
It’s about babys.
MC Chris
I’m act..I’m actually in a hurry.
Man
Called smackababy.
MC Chris
It’s a very interesting title.
Man
hang on.
MC Chris
I’m in a hurry I just..
Man
Hang on hang on.
MC Chris
ok.
Man
Hold tight sir I need to get in tune.
MC Chris
Alright is this going to take a long..
Man
Close enough close enough.
MC Chris
Ok good alright.
guitar begins playing
smack..smackababy, smackababy make me go crazy
smackababy you cry and I die smackababy, smackababy
You cry..you cry and I you s..you, you look like..
You sound like a little cocker spaniel
Gon taste of my smack Daniel
smackababy, smackababy…
guitar still playing
MC Chris: interrupting
is that it? is that it? That was great.
Man
Thank you God bless you sir.
MC Chris
I love it that was amazing very impressed.
Man
God bless you.
MC Chris
Here’s some change.
Man
God bless you MC Chris.
MC Chris
I’m not MC Chris he’s dead
whistling