Текст Mickey Avalon – Mr. Brownstone

He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Voulez vouz coucher avec moi
Where do I got to go to find love?
I look high and I look low
I even pray to the lord above
Three weeks in my hotel sheets
Burning holes in my boxer briefs
And my momma won’t talk to me
Since I took off with her jewellery
I used to do a little but a little wouldn’t do it
So then I did a little bit more
Now I do a whole lot and I’m living in a box
Down on skid row
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Man got what I need and want
So I meet him at McArthur park
He been feeding me chocolat (tartar)

Blacker than a coffee pot
Oh shit, there goes the cops
Chill out, that’s the neighbourhood watch
And they probably want what you got
Chupa me verga
Who that dude, smell like seafood
Ain’t eat pussy since preschool
Jesus, hanging from the rear view
God damn I dare you
I used to do a little but a little wouldn’t do it
So then I did a little bit more
Now I do a whole lot and I’m living in a box
Down on skid row
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Look, I’ve been out here before
Knock knock knockin on heaven’s door
Knuckle sandwich, go get a bandage
Smokey and the bandit, faggot
You can’t fuck with the Ave
I’m like the motherfuckin Marlboro man, (big in japan)
And I’m at it again
Mickey Avalon for pres-es-ident
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car