Текст Mickey Avalon – My Dick

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick — bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid’s
My dick — large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick — locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick — so hot, it’s stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick — pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick — more mass than the Earth
Your dick — half staff, it needs work

My dick — been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick — V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don’t even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick — it look like a munchkin

My dick — size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick — good good lovin’
Your dick — good for nothin’

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at Thrifty
My dick — pretty damn skippy
Your dick — hungry as a hippie

My dick don’t fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick — broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick — rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick — fruit roll -up
My dick — grade -A beef
Your dick — Mayday geek

My dick — sick and dangerous
Your dick — quick and painless
My dick — ’nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus