Текст NerdOut – The Fortnite Rap Battle, Pt. 2

The Wild Card (TimTheTatMan:)
Never know what you get when you run up on a Wild Card
I’m about to knock you and I ain’t even tryin’ hard
Colder than a penguin on some ice skates

Impulse with a shotty, take some fall damage
Go big or go home, I’ll make you vanish
Throw a clinger on your body, better call a paramedic
You are just so pathetic, go tell everyone I said it

The Medic (Valkyrae:)
Here to save the day, you know my name, homie
Got a band-aid, I keep the thang on me
Stay close, I won’t let nobody hurt you
You get hit, yeah, I got you with a Slurp Juice

I rez kids whenever they get their heads split
Drop a couple Mini’s and a Med Kit
But you should never take me for a softy
‘Cause I stay strapped, like a baby in a car seat

The Survivor (Nate Hill:)
My Impulse Grenade makes me fly when I jump
Land in your Port-A-Fort, and blast you with a blue Pump
Just for fun I take a Rift, and drift through the air
Shootin’ from the hip, ’cause you’re in my crosshair

So come and pay me a visit, I’ll be stickin’ in Fatal Fields
Without a shield, just the Dual Pistols that I wield
Catch you on your heels screamin’ for your last meal
Leave you in shock till the next update is revealed

Chorus:
I got ’em all right where I wanted
Single shot, never saw it coming

Oh, it’s round 2, running that Fortnite like I can’t lose
Let’s go, what you gonna do? Running that Fortnite like I can’t lose

The Demolition Man (NerdOutMusic:)
Kaboom! Guess who stepped in the room
Kaplow! ‘Bout to bring the whole thing down
Lay the C4, I’m three steps ahead of y’all
Throwin’ grenades, I came in like a wrecking ball

Yeah! You can call me «Demolition Man»
Rock ride to your position, here I am!
I got a Clinger, hope the campfire’s cozy
Aiming for your femur, I’m screaming out «Kobe!»

The Rager (AvaGG:)
No! I can’t believe this stupid game glitch!
Oh, my God, I’m about to rage quit!
Hit him with a lot of shots, but he killed me?
Why do I keep getting shot through my building?

Direct hit to the face with a Blue Tac
9 damage? What?! How’d it do that?
I’m in the middle now, everybody’s hitting me
No mats, no bullets, really, are ya kiddin’ me?

The Architect (SypherPK:)
Take a shot, and I promise it will not connect
Outbuild you so easy like an architect
Call me Bob, I’m the builder, your girl rode my trap tower
Now she wondering what killed her

Geez! I’m coming in hot
Look up above you, I’m building on top
Got the turbo build, you know I can’t stop
Going so damn high, then I drop you like it’s hot

Chorus:
I got ’em all right where I wanted
Single shot, never saw it coming
It’s lights out when I join the party
Want some more? Let’s get it started

Oh, it’s round 2, running that Fortnite like I can’t lose
Let’s go, what you gonna do? Running that Fortnite like I can’t lose