Текст Ninja Sex Party – Intro (Strawberries)

Won’t you hold on a moment while I stop having sex?
Cool, thanks.
I suppose you’re wondering why Ninja Brian and I summoned you here today.
It’s not just to have sex with you, although I would like to emphasize that that is 100% still on the table.
No, it’s to tell you something much more important.
We are Ninja Sex Party, and this is our second album: Strawberries and Cream.
Three, two, one, go.