Текст Ninja Sex Party – Introduction
Текст:
Close your eyes, and picture yourself on a tropical beach.
Far away, across the delicate sand dunes, you see a jet-black stallion galloping at full speed.
On top of that stallion is me: Danny Sexbang.
I am shirtless, and the wind is blowing through my luxurious Jew-fro…
Don’t I look amazing?
As I approach, you see that the stallion is, in fact, Ninja Brian, his muscles glistening sweat as he carries my sculpted body towards you.
After literally hours of watching us gallop across the beach, we arrive.
Turns out we were farther away than you initially thought.
I look even better up close than I did far away, and I lean down to whisper the words you have yearned to hear for so long…
We are Ninja Sex Party, and this is our first album.
You’re welcome.
As I approach, you see that the stallion is, in fact, Ninja Brian, his muscles glistening sweat as he carries my sculpted body towards you.
After literally hours of watching us gallop across the beach, we arrive.
Turns out we were farther away than you initially thought.
I look even better up close than I did far away, and I lean down to whisper the words you have yearned to hear for so long…
We are Ninja Sex Party, and this is our first album.
You’re welcome.
Альбом
Ninja Sex Party – NSFW
Ninja Sex Party – Outroduction
Ninja Sex Party – Accept My Shaft
Ninja Sex Party – Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
Ninja Sex Party – I Just Want To (Dance)
Ninja Sex Party – You Can Do Us!
Ninja Sex Party – Manticore
Ninja Sex Party – Sex Training
Ninja Sex Party – Puppies In Space
Ninja Sex Party – No Reason Boner
Ninja Sex Party – If We Were Gay
Ninja Sex Party – Objects Of Desire
Ninja Sex Party – Dinosaur Laser Fight
Ninja Sex Party – The Decision
Ninja Sex Party – NSP Theme Song
Ninja Sex Party – Introduction