Текст NOFX – New Boobs

Something is lacking, I’m not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I’m not receiving enough affection

My social life is pathetic, I can’t find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don’t know

The reason why I can’t find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can’t take anymore

New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs

(My Darling, I love you
And you know my love is true
But, sweetheart, something’s come between us
And those new boobs just aren’t you)