Текст Phil Vassar – I Wish You Were Beer

She was shaking that ponytail
Raising all kinds of hell
Hanging with the bachelorette
And I was standing by the DJ

I knew that was my chance
I said, baby would you like to dance

She said, I wish you were beer
I wish I could drink you up
And toss you away
You wanna be my bud
But I ain’t looking for love
I just need a good chase
She said, I’d drink you alive
Then I’d make you to drive
Slam you down and rock this place
Let’s make it rocky mountain clear
It’s all I’m needing in here
Man I wish you were beer

Now if I was alone
And kiss her damn sure
Bet she’d have her lips on me
She’d be chugging me down
Like a blue ribbon round
I’ll be the lime in her tecate

She said, boy I bet you go down smooth
Then light me up like a big blue moon

She said, I wish you were beer
I wish I could drink you up

She said, now if you were a stella
I’d be calling you fella
And we’d be having us a hell of a time

She said, I wish you were beer
I wish I could drink you up
And toss you away
You wanna be my bud
But I ain’t looking for love
I just need a good chase
She said, I’d drink you alive
Then I’d make you to drive
Slam you down and rock this place
Let’s make it rocky mountain clear
It’s all I’m needing in here
Man I wish you were beer

Let’s make it rocky mountain clear
All I’m needing in here
I wish you were beer
Yeah I wish you were beer
Oh I wish you were beer
Yeah