Текст Rhett & Link – The Cat’s 9 Lives Song

Looking down from Heaven,
I see my flat carcass in front of 7/11.
Wish I could say it was the first time,
But I’m a cat. So in terms of life, she’s had nine.

The first time I died, as I remember,
I landed on my feet, but it was into a blender.
Next life, my Fancy Feast cans had somethin’ in them.
That really fancy thing was botulism.

Took life three easy, nappin’ on some jeans.
The problem was the jeans were in a washing machine.

Don’t feel sorry for me.
I’ve had nine times a life that you could ever dream.

Life four
I became a pillow on Pinterest.
Life five
I died from sheer disinterest.
Life six
I had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers.
Life seven
Chased a bird into a wood chipper.
Life eight
Donated my guts for tennis rackets.
But it turns out they don’t even use cat guts!
Can you put that in brackets?
We’ll add it in post!

I hope this song wasn’t a drag,
I just had to let this cat out of the bag!