Текст Rucka Rucka Ali – I’m Just A Teenage Mutant, Ninja

My name’s Raphael
I live down in the sewer
It stinks like hell
From all of the number 2

Our leader’s a rat
He makes us wear hats
So no one will know who I am
And no one will give a damn about me

‘Cause I’m just a teenage mutant, ninja
Yeah, I’m just a teenage mutant, ninja
Eat up some ice cream-flavored pizza with me, ooh

Righteous! Radical! Bossa nova! Hail Hitler!
What? W-What? Dude, not cool! C’mon, man!

The Shredder’s a dick
He makes kids drop out of school
And steal lots of shit
‘Cause they think that crime is cool

April’s kind of hot
She’s on 5 o’clock
But she doesn’t know who I am
And she’ll never give that ass up to me

‘Cause I’m just a teenage mutant, ninja
Yeah, I’m just a teenage mutant, ninja
Eat up some ice cream-flavored pizza with me, ooh

Oh yeah, cowabunga!
No, we don’t run from the Foot clansmen
Oh yeah, fuck them!
We’re heroes in a fucking half shell

Man, I’m feeling great
We finally killed Shredder off

We’d all gonna die
Kiss your ass goodbye
But my ass is under a shell
And what’s Shredder tryna tell us now?

I got some bitches inside with weed and pizza
Come and get high with me, my nigga
I’m just a teenage mutant ninja like you, ooh

Oh yeah, cowabunga!
No, we don’t run from the Foot clansmen
Oh yeah, fuck them!
We’re heroes in a fucking half shell

So, uh… how does wearing a hat hide the fact that I’m a turtle?
(Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shut the fuck up, Donnie.)