Текст RuPaul – All I Want For Christmas

Alright kids. Are you ready for me?
I know I look good. But there’s always room for improvement.

All I want for Christmas is my liposuction
I want some lipo honey,

Some parts are fake, some parts are plastic.
Some even say that I’m a phony.
But I’ve dipped into the fountain of youth and that ain’t no bologna!

Sooo all I want for Christmas is my nose fixed up.
Hey, I want a nose job: rhinoplasty.
All I want for Christmas is my teeth capped.
I want my teeth capped, and throw in an eye job while your at it.

Oh yeah honey.
You know this is a day of shame. Look at these thighs.
Honey, gravity is a bitch.
Tell me about it.
But baby, I got my secret weapon.
And whats that girl?
Park avenue plastic surgeon.

All I want for Christmas is my ribs removed.
I want my ribs removed, I want..
I don’t need em no more!!!
All I want for Christmas is my cheek implants.
Throw in a derma peel while your at it.

Doctor, doctor, hurry please.
Your needed here on the double.
All the other queens, there jealous of me.

All I want for Christmas is my face lifted.
I want my face lifted, I want my face snatched.
All I want for Christmas is my face snatched, so I can be oh so marvelous.

Ohhhh honey, I could use it all over my body,
Nahhh, I ain’t got nothing against it.
Honey I’ve been sucked, plucked, sinched, pinched, pulled, snatched, baby I have had every procedure done.
And as long as there’s a doctor on park avenue, I’ll be looking good.
Ohhhh yeah honey, I’m looking good.
Hun let me tell you something.
Miss Pauls gon be fresh. Fresh as a daisy.

Some parts are fake, some parts are plastic.
Some even say that I’m a phony.
But I’ve dipped into the fountain of youth and that ain’t no bologna!

All I want for Christmas is my breast implants.
I want my breast implants, baby I want my breast implants!
All I want for Christmas is my tummy tucked, so I can look real purrrty!

Ok so Michelle. Do you remember your first Christmas at home?
Oh really? What what, what toys did you get? Do you remember?
Well a lot of, um, toys with batteries.
And um, I remember taking them into the back of the car,
And playing with them for hours and my mom come knocking on the door and said «whats all that buzzin?!»