Текст Ryan Higa – Roast Yourself Challenge!

if my head were dipped in piss
but I guess I shouldn’t
hate on a kid who’s relevant
good thing you’re not anymore
you gained some weight
you elephant!
You’re irrelevant!
Like television!
Wouldn’t even watch from a cell in prison
Oh you wanna prove me wrong?
Well let’s test your intelligence
17 million subs but 2 million views
That’s 15 million people who don’t care about you!
But you can do the math yourself right?
You’re Asian
Oh wait you dropped outta college
you couldn’t make it
you’re a disgrace
to your race
couldn’t even win a TCA
Fronting like a tough guy?
Please we saw you cry on mothers day
You’re soft
Like gel-ins
Forgotten
boy tell’em

Ain’t never been
on Ellen
Got beat up by a watermelon
Spelling «felon» like it’s «fell-in»
Is your only talent
but puns ain’t talent
that ain’t valid
talent? More like towel lint
(what?)
And last but not least
the best part’s about to happen
this song is finally ending
man I’m sick of hearing your rapping!
tryna spitfire
but you can’t skate
like a spare tire
you are a fake
you should retire
give it a break
cannot fly higher
handicapped Drake!
cus you’re lyrically unimpressive
and your raps just ain’t aggressive
and your flo is like a car wreck
getting worse
with no progressive
there’s only one thing
that could make this rap worse
than it could be
is by ending with an overused
STUPID
DUMBASS
TEEHEE
roasted
get rekt
you..
you got so burned
don’t even try to come at me
I am so a savage
with no chill