Текст Ryan Higa – S.W.G.

Ey, turnip dat beet dough bread
Meh, all these rappers be like,
I want a bad chick, I want a big booty
I don’t need none of that

She covered up nice with a skirt long
J.C. Penny shoes, got them Js on
If you were my girl you know what it do
Show you a bunch of kindness and I respect you

Good morals and smart — send her my way
Don’t need double Ds I want straight As
It’s a good girl I’ll be scorin’
Slam dunk, Michael Jackson

Open your door ’til the day I die,
Take my jacket anytime
Tell me all your secrets and I’ll keep them locked down deep inside
When you need a shoulder tissue, I got this
I volunteer as tribute, Katniss

I wanna sit on a couch with you tonight
Three feet apart, sippin’ Diet Sprite
Until curfew we can watch full house
All I really want is a sweet wholesome gal

SWG, SWG, SWG,
Sweet wholesome gal
SWG, SWG, SWG,
Sweet wholesome gal

And, baby, I just gotta let you know
When you smile like that makes me wanna take you home
Take you home
2x
Introduce you to my folks

And I love to watch you back it up and drive it
Hands ten and two, buckled in, my girl surviving
Five under the speed limit, driving with both feet
Yes she be switching lanes but never miss a blink

But she also got a dangerous side you’ll come to see
Eyes closed, head bobbin’, when she on Miley
You know Miley, your bestie from down the street
Man, I love that girl, she also an S.W.G.

Oh, baby, we can shop the day away
With coupons so much we can save
Carry your bags ’til my back gives out
All I really want is a sweet wholesome gal

SWG, SWG, SWG,
Sweet wholesome gal
SWG, SWG, SWG,
Sweet wholesome gal

Now lemme see you skip, skip, skip!
Now lemme see you skip like hopscotch
Now lemme see you skip, skip. Move it, baby!
Come on, baby, show me what you got

Teehee

Three long years well worth the wait
After all this time, today’s the day
Have a first kiss when we say our vows
Finally got myself a sweet wholesome gal

SWG, SWG, SWG,
Sweet wholesome gal
SWG, SWG, SWG,
Sweet wholesome gal