Текст Smosh – 12 Days Of Christmas Destruction

Anthony
On the first day of the end of Christmas
The first thing that I crossed off my list
Was killing a T-Rex who was super pissed

Ian
On the second day of the end of Christmas
The next thing we freakin did
Was burn down the very first cranberry field

Anthony
On the third day of the end of Christmas
We got some rabid rats
And let them loose to eat all Santa hats

Ian
On the fourth day of the end of Christmas
We got a big ass log
And brain damaged the inventor of eggnog

Anthony
On the fifth day of the end of Christmas
I got some rabid crows
And attacked the lady who tied the first bow

Ian
On I guess the last day of the end of Christmas
We got a tazer gun
And tazed the shit out of George Washington