Текст Starbomb – Intro (Try)

Arin:
Aw dang, and that’s why I think butts are nuts, uh

Danny:
My God, that was flawless!

Arin:
I know, ha, thanks, Dan, that means a lot

Hi, I’m Arin Hanson, and I’m back with my bros Danny and Brian to fulfill our promise to you and complete the three-album Tryforce with our third and probably final Starbomb recording… and this time, we brought along intergalactic space rock masters TWRP, because we wanted to complete our musical destiny with MAXIMUM TASTINESS… Also sorry it took us four years to put out this album, but we were really busy playing video games and eating stuff.

Danny:
Brian killed a guy!

Arin:
Haha, yes he did. And if this is the last Starbomb album, we’re gonna go out with a bang. Thanks as always to you, the fans, for supporting us, and to the makers of the video games we’re about to parody for not suing the ass out of us. Now without further ado, let the party begin!

*Whoopie Cushion sound effect*

Arin:
Uh, that sound effect was supposed to be an explosion…

Danny:
Oh, sorry…

*Sheep sound effect*

Close enough!

*Sheep sound effect*