Текст Starbomb – Kirby’s Adventures In Reamland
Текст:
Egoraptor:
Hey, Kirby’s in Dreamland, gonna eat all your shit!
Including you!
Yo, Dreamland’s where it’s motherfucking at
There’s a little pink bastard
Who’s eating even faster
His name is Kirby, bitch, and he’s the motherfucking master
Eats big things, spits them out with great force
So that got me thinking ’bout my dick of course
You know he’s DTF, this ain’t Super Smash Brothers
Kirby’s banned from tournaments, for fucking all your mothers
Danny Sexbang:
Ninja Sex Party and Kirby
Egoraptor, getting dirty
You got six inches, we got thirty
(Each, motherfucker!)
It’s time to turn down all the lights
Make sure the mood is right
Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight
Egoraptor:
That’s right I’m fucking Kirby in the back of my car
He’s transporting on my dick like it’s a motherfucking Warp Star
You never see his tongue, but you better know it’s there
Cause once he’s got it sprung, you gotta look it up on FourSquare
Three bitches just checked up into that shit
Zelda, Peach and Lolo’s girlfriend like a big banana split
Kirby’s dick’s a yellow fruit, just chilling in the middle
Hanging over each edge, make your Double Dees appear little
Scratch that bitch, that he’s sucking on a Twinkie
Everyone satisfied when that little pink guy
Starts creeping up their thighs
But they better get in line
Cause I’m fucking Kirby tonight
And I’ll never have a better night
A better night
Meta Knight (Danny):
Excuse me! Did somebody say Meta Knight?
Egoraptor:
No! Fuck off!
Danny:
He’s like a little pink potato
Sucking on balls like they’re Metamatos
Screaming «Oh God» like a double rainbow
(What does it mean, motherfucker?)
It can’t be wrong if it feels right
We’re painting Dreamland white
Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight
Fuck yeah!
