Tenacious D – cave women перевод и текст

Cave Woman
Hello!
KG
Who goes there?
Cave Woman
We are the clan… of the cave bear women
KG
What?
Cave Woman
We see you there. Drink not of that fountain… of filth!
KG
Wh-
Cave Woman
It be the sewage… of the drain
KG
Sewage!?
Cave Woman
Come with us
KG
Fuck…
Cave Woman
We shall offer you the water from the purest springs… come follow us
KG
Ah!
JB
Thank you. Oh my god…

KG
Dude, that’s so insane. Man…
JB
Dude, human beings!
KG
I can’t believe it!
JB
We found human beings! Follow her, follow her…
KG
I know… she’s kind of hot too…
JB
C’mon… Kyle… please…
KB
No! I’m just saying…
JB
Some respect…
KB
Okay, yeah, yes
Cave Woman
We’ve prepared for you meals… and then we suggest you rest. Your weary souls must be tired
KG
Oh… we are so tired
JB
Thank you so much… Oh, I’m so fucking tired dude. You know what, I’mma… I’mma take her up on that offer and take a…
KG
Yeah…
JB
Take a quick power snooze…
KG
Ah… I’m tired…

JB
Oh dude, I had the best dream…
KG
Oh yeah?
JB
Yeah…
KG
What was it?
JB
Some beautiful woman was givin’ me a beej…
JB
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho…
JB
Oh my god… Oh my god! That’s no dream! It’s happening… ho, hello, um… hi… that’s a pleasant surprise… that feels good… I do not know… um… can you stop stop for a second? I’m sorry, I’m feeling a little…