Текст The Janoskians – Rock Opera
Текст:
Tired of the rumors and lies
And holding inside
The things we think you should know
Honestly
And things that they say
So here you go
How bout a little bit of honesty
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Here’s the fucking truth
James:
I did my time
In a Norwegian prison
I was force fed fibrous foods and prune juice forcing me to shit out all my insides
Yes I lost weight
I lost my dignity
I had hoses shoved inside my butt
Which really sucks unless you’re into that kind of thing
Ohhhhh
That sounds rough
(Yes it does)
We liked you better fatter
The sex was so much better when you were fatter
James:
You guys are pricks
I lost inches off my waistline
But added all those inches to my dick
Luke:
Why do people think I’m gay?
Why do people think I’m straight?
Why don’t people understand
I make love a different way
I fall in love with things that are not people
Like rivers and forests and churches with steeples
And butterfly kisses and hunger games sequels
Why can’t you understand all love is
Equal
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Here’s the fucking truth
Tell ’em Daniel
Daniel:
Y’all think I’m stupid
Y’all think I’m dumb
But when it comes to who’s the smartest I’m the one
Energy is mass times acceleration
According to Einstein’s interpretation
Square of a hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides
Euclidean geometry
Advanced trigonometry
A tisket a tasket
I grasp all this math shit
I’m not an MD
Not a PhD
But I’m gonna find a way to feed the world off one jelly bean
Oh oh
One jelly bean
One jelly bean oh oh
One jelly bean
One jelly bean oh oh
One jelly bean
One jelly bean oh oh
One jelly bean
One jelly bean
Jai:
I think it’s kind of tragic
That twitter always tells me who I’m dating
Miley, Kendal, Kylie, Perrie, Taylor, Demi, Iggy, Nicki, Harry
I lie awake at night and wonder if this pain I feel is temporary
You have my heart and have my soul
This world would not be quite so cold with Harry
Harry
Harry
Harry
Harry
Harry
Beau:
Oh yeah, Bitches
Beau on the mother fucking Mic
Let B-E-A-U mother fuckers
Y’all got it twisted thinking that I’m sweet and that I’m shy
But let the record show that Beau is not a nice guy
I double park, I like to fart when I’m in crowded cars
Burp in church and take a shit up in your cookie jar
I bark at old ladies
I like to scare babies
I never hold the door open
Cuz I’m that crazy
Fuck Australia
Fuck the Janoskians fam
And now that I’ve got your attention
I quit this fucking band
Psych
Haha I’m just kidding
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Here’s the fucking truth
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Here’s the fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
Stupid fucking
That’s the fucking truth