Текст Todd Rundgren – Party Liquor

There is this party, they say I should come by
I’m bad with strangers but I may give it a try

Sittin’ in the corner and I’m feelin kinda shy
I see someone but I’m afraid to catch their eye

And in my mind
We’ll have a nice time
Drinking fine wine
Then somebody yelled
«Wake up and smell the moonshine»

And the lights got dimmer and began to flicker
Then they broke out the party liquor
When the moment came I didn’t have to trick her
She just threw back that party liquor

This shit gets crazier with every passing hour
I should slow down but I don’t seem to have the power

I’m drinking everything including grape and grain
I’m thinkin’ thoughts that I should never entertain

And in my brain
We are so urbane
Oysters and champagne
Then somebody yelled
«Wake up, you must be insane»

And the loud mouths lose it and they begin to bicker
Over who holds their party liquor
And we all find out just who can get sicker quicker
When they break out the party liquor
While the trash piles higher and the floor gets slicker
‘Cause they spill so much party liquor
And the TV’s blaring ’cause they can’t find the clicker
Things get so lost on party liquor

Ooooooh
(Put your hands in the air)
(Put your hands in the air)
(Put your hands in the air)
(Put your hands in the air)
(Put your hands in the air)
(Put your hands in the air)

And in my mind
We’ll have a nice time
Drinking fine wine
Then somebody yelled
«Wake up»

And the noise grows louder and the plot gets thicker
As they run out of party liquor
Then I look right of her and begin to snicker
Things get so strange on party liquor
‘Cause if I was sober I would never pick her
You do weird things on party liquor
And the rude boys line up to get in her knickers
When she’s face down on party liquor

So everybody sing
It’s party liquor time!
So everybody sing
It’s party liquor time!
Everybody sing
It’s party liquor time!
Yeah everybody sing
It’s party liquor time!