Текст Tony Yayo – PO Jones Piss Test (Skit)

I’m just checkin’ up on you, you know? I’m just checkin’ up on you.
Tony Yayo
You ain’t gotta check up on me, man.
P.O. Jones
Why don’t you piss?
Tony Yayo
You just came to my house the other day and searched.
P.O. Jones
Piss for me!
Tony Yayo
WHAT?!
P.O. Jones
Pee. You know, like in a cup. Pee!
Tony Yayo
Pee for you?
P.O. Jones
Why don’t you pee right in front of me? C’mon! You see that package I go-hahaha-t, ahahah!
Tony Yayo
C’mon! You on some faggot shit?! It’s some… C’mon, c’mon!
P.O. Jones
Hahahahahahaaaah!
Tony Yayo
P.O. Jones, man! ‘Ey! C’mon! Sss… faggot! whispering
door slam shuts
P.O. Jones
You’d better listen to me, asshole! If you don’t pee in this fuckin’ cup right now…

Tony Yayo
WHAT?! Yo, come on!
P.O. Jones
I’m goin’… Yayo’s puttin’ a gun in P.O. Jones’ mouth
Tony Yayo
FFF-FUCK THAT! C’mon!
P.O. Jones
mumbling
Tony Yayo:
Show ’em what you fuckin’ made me, man. I’m fuckin’ tired of all these bullshit!
Put me on house-arrest again… extended my probation, mothafucka! gun cocks
P.O. Jones
mumbling
Tony Yayo
Huh?!
P.O. Jones
mumbling
Tony Yayo
I got TWO more months and I’m a fuckin’ off probation!
P.O. Jones
Uhm srry, Uhm srry… gun jam
Uhm srry!
Tony Yayo
Yeah, you sorry? Sign the paper! Get me off probation! Early release, c’mon!
P.O. Jones
mumbling
Tony Yayo
Early release?
P.O. Jones
gasp
Tony Yayo
Aight, thank you Mr. Jones! Thank you! Thank you… Don’t tell anybody!